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Sighted: Crazy Asian American Woman at the United Center

May 10, 2011

Soon to be reunited and it's gonna be so good. (Photo Credit: Joyce)

The time has finally come. The moment you’ve all been waiting for. That’s right. THE YIN SEEESTERS SHALL BE GLORIOUSLY REUNITED IN CHICAGO TONIGHT FOR GAME 5 AND IT WILL BE AMAZING!

That being said, here are a few things you can expect to occur at least on my end from tonight’s game:

  1. Losing my voice before the end of the first quarter [although Brandon thinks it’ll happen before the game even starts] because I’ll be screaming so much. Whether it’s due to frustration or thanking the basketball gods or just plain screaming because I can’t handle all the pressure, you can bet my voice will be sounding like I’ve been smoking twenty packs of cigarettes the last five years.
  2. Jocelyn having to revive me because I’ll have passed out by mid-way through the fourth quarter from all of the stress of this essentially being a must-win game.
  3. Throwing obscenities at Hawks players such as ‘SUCK IT!’,  ‘FUCK YOU!’ and ‘WHY ARE YOU WEARING SO MANY ACCESSORIES, JOSH SMITH?! DO YOU REALLY NEED A HEADBAND, ARM SLEEVES ON EACH ARM AND WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU HAVE ON YOUR LEGS? ‘Cause let me tell you: THE ANSWER IS NO.’
  4. Consequently throwing slightly less obnoxious obscenities at the Bulls such as, ‘GODDAMMIT BOOZER, at least look like you’re trying to defend!!!’, ‘WTF BOOZER, DON’T PUSH SOMEONE AND FOUL TO GRAB A REBOUND!! GOD’, ‘another D. Rose iso?!? Seriously Thibs, what the fu—OMGGGGG’ and ‘FUUUUUU—–.’
  5. Shaking.
  6. Some crying.
  7. Some more shaking.
  8. And lastly, celebrating because I know the Bulls will pull out a win. Or maybe that’s just my delusion talking. But let’s be honest here, when you’re a sports fan, the fine line between sanity and insanity really isn’t all that clear. In fact, there’s quite a bit of overlap. Or maybe I’m just trying to rationalize my obsession. Hm.

So if you happen to be at the Bulls game, look for the Yin Seeesters! We’ll be wearing some pretty kick-ass Deng-themed shirts [pictures to come later, perhaps] and shrieking our lungs out. It’ll be a good, albeit stressful, time.

GO BULLS!

-Joyce

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